i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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