It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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