Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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