Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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