okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I have post one night stand depression
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