It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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