we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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