To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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