I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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