problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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