I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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