wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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