Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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