Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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