did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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