I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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