So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just had sex on a roof
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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