I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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