Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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