Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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