? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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