No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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