could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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