So drunk its hurt
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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