Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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