You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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