is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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