He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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