It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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