butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
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I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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