Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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