My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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