Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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