Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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