Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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