Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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