so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize