Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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