best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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