The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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