I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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