whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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