You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She announced her abortion via fbk
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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