Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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