So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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