Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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