Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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