I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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