using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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