things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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